My name is Johnnie and I have a problem.  I like to help people.  This usually doesn't pay bills though.  So, I've devised a fiendish plot.  I'll help people and get paid for it.  I'll show'em!  Seriously, there are things I can do that most people are paying way too much for and if I can make a buck or two and save you a lot of them - that's win win.  Feel free to e-mail me and I'll see how I can help your war with technology.

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